I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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