he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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