i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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