PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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