nut hugger
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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