I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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