Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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