yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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