the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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