I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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