Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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