Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
