You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
