Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
You smell like stripper and shame
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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