i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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