porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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