How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Randomize
