More tranny stories later!
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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