This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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