Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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