Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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