I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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