According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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