I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
