matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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