i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Barsexuality is the new black.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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