is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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