the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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