I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
