haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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