thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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