I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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