Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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