so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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