her vagine was all disorganized.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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