Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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