Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
