I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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