well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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