It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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