...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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