I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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