I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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