i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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