Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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