Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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