I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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