but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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