what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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