"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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